It is raining all day, your wife is on holiday and all your friends are busy?
Never fear, there is a solution: Run a Windows update.
Watch it fail to download the updates.
Shut the PC down, and wait 20 minutes until it shuts down (telling you it configures the updates it couldn't download).
Restart it, and wait 20 minutes for it to configure the updates once again.
Who-ha, it finished. It now has to restart (because it only configured the updates twice yet).
Log in the desktop, check updates, and figure out they have not been installed.
Suddenly it works. The update is not an update, but the installation of a new program (blah-bing-desktop).
And so forth ...
Best OS evah. So comfortable. So easy. It just works.